Company: | Bold Acquisitions, Inc. |
Job Category: | Marketing/Product |
Location: | New York, NY |
Job Title: | Entry Level – Things You’d Love to Say Out Loud at Work |
URL: | www.boldacquisitions.com |
Job Description
Bold Acquisitions, Inc. is now hiring for entry level sales and marketing positions.
SEEKING WORK ETHIC, PEOPLE SKILLS, POSITIVE ATTITUDE…
Oh, and a good sense of humor…everything else we can teach. Bold Acquisitions, Inc. is hiring to train ENTRY LEVEL sales and marketing account reps for management. This position involves one on one sales interaction with customers. Our advancement policy is 100% promotion from within, so every candidate begins advancing from the same entry level position.
THINGS YOU’D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK
1. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
3. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
5. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
6. Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again…
7. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
8. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
9. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
10. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
11. Oh I get it…like humor…but different.
Bold Acquisitions, Inc. is a privately owned sales and marketing firm. Our company policy is to train people we like from scratch, so only send your resume if the following applies:
1. You have a sense of humor (see above for reference)
2. People often tell you how much they like you
3. You work harder than everyone you know
Our approach to sales and marketing is fresh and very effective, consistently generating better results than the traditional mass media approach to sales and marketing. Due to an ever-increasing demand for our sales and marketing services, we plan to double in size again within the next year, and will only invest our time and training resources into those who will contribute to this growth. We currently have offices in the DC, Philadelphia, Detroit, and New York markets.
Please review the website, www.boldacquisitions.com. Then send your resume to [Click Here to Email Your Resume]. Or, for immediate consideration call Michael at 914.631.1400.
Bold Acquisitions, Inc. is an equal opportunity employer. We do not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, sex, or age. Pay based upon performance. All advancement occurs from within the company. Pay based upon individual performance. We apologize but only those selected for an interview will be contacted. We wish you the best of luck in your career search!